Would you like a toaster strudel?

tastefullyoffensive:

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That awkward moment when you come home and your dog is missing but your neighbors dog is having a nice nap in her place. #lol #wtf #dog #sleeping #cute #random (Taken with Instagram)

My front lawn has a little water on it. #rain #flooding #pouring #soaked #tropicalstorm #late #fuck #wild #iphonesia (Taken with Instagram)

What the fuck was that?
A baby..
What the fuck is a baby??!?

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tyleroakley:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST VIDEO.

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how many people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

Get dummied religion

tyleroakley:

MESMERIZING.

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: Famed burger hacker Nick at DudeFoods.com is taking credit for the Eggs Benedict Burger, an ingenious solution to the breakfast-or-lunch-menu brunch conundrum. 

Thank you, kind sir. 

[foodbeast]

thefrogman:

Curiosity flrblrgrlblflrbl’d the cat.